You know, everyone thinks that I am sooo big. As an almost-ten month old, people seem to think that I should have everything figured out by now. Everyone seems to think that I am just here to entertain them and be cute, and funny all day long. Well, I am here to tell you that being almost 10 months old is not all its cracked up to be!!!!! Let me tell you why my life is so rough:
1.)Sometimes, I just don't FEEL like playing all of your silly games. . .clapping, waving, kissing, peek-a-boo. I mean, come on - my purpose is not to entertain you. So when I start fussing and squirming to get away, give me a break and leave me alone!!!!!!!
2.)If you don't want me to get into something -then PUT IT AWAY!! Don't torture me by tempting me with cords that have little tags sticking off of them, and framed pictures up against the wall. I am only almost 10 months old, and I HAVE to check things out.
3.)Sometimes I just have to be fussy. Like when I am hungry, or when I just want to go to sleep and can't do it by myself, or when I scratch myself but you don't see it. Or when my diaper is wet, or too tight, or the tag on my shorts is bugging me, or my shorts are too small, or I get scared, or you startle me, or I want to get out of my seat, or I want to get where you don't want me to be. Or I just want to cuddle, or I just DON'T want to cuddle. Or when I don't feel good, or my teeth hurt, or I miss my daddy at work, or I wish I had a pony. You see, there are ALL these things that happen during the day, and they make me CRY. I mean, don't YOU cry because you don't have a pony???????
So cut me some slack jack, when I have a day like I had today. Sometimes you people just don't understand ANYTHING. But . . . I love you anyways!
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I will be there in a bit more than a week and I will buy you a pony, I promise! Please don't cry any more!
I'll buy Bryce TWO PONIES!
Please girls, don't fight over me! You can BOTH buy me ponies!
Love, Bryce
Dear Bryce.
I would also like a pony. It is hard, isn't it, when we can't get what we want? Sometimes life is like that. One time I wanted a million dollars and no one would give it to me. Another time I wanted a room all to myself, but I kept getting roommates. Sometimes it's good to remember that even though we don't always get everything we want...we can always play with tupperware.
Love,
A Crazy Girl
Dear Kreese-i-mo,
It looks like my Mimi and my aunt are going to get me a couple of ponies. If I get more than one, I will give YOU one cause I like to share. If I only get one, you can come over and ride it some time. Will that make you come visit us? I promise I won't scream when I see you like last time. I am over all that. What should we name our pony? Love Bryce,
hey, just 'cuz you are busy chasing a wee one around doesn't mean you can't post MORE PICS! I need my Bryce FIX!
Dear Bryce,
We could name the pony: "Bryce-A-Roni Pony" 'cause it rhyms. When you learn to talk you could say the name of your pony real fast a buncha times and it will make you laugh!
Your Pal,
Kreese
HOORAY!!! I gots a pony!!! Aunty Nancy got me a pony!!!!!!!
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