You know, everyone thinks that I am sooo big. As an almost-ten month old, people seem to think that I should have everything figured out by now. Everyone seems to think that I am just here to entertain them and be cute, and funny all day long. Well, I am here to tell you that being almost 10 months old is not all its cracked up to be!!!!! Let me tell you why my life is so rough:
1.)Sometimes, I just don't FEEL like playing all of your silly games. . .clapping, waving, kissing, peek-a-boo. I mean, come on - my purpose is not to entertain you. So when I start fussing and squirming to get away, give me a break and leave me alone!!!!!!!
2.)If you don't want me to get into something -then PUT IT AWAY!! Don't torture me by tempting me with cords that have little tags sticking off of them, and framed pictures up against the wall. I am only almost 10 months old, and I HAVE to check things out.
3.)Sometimes I just have to be fussy. Like when I am hungry, or when I just want to go to sleep and can't do it by myself, or when I scratch myself but you don't see it. Or when my diaper is wet, or too tight, or the tag on my shorts is bugging me, or my shorts are too small, or I get scared, or you startle me, or I want to get out of my seat, or I want to get where you don't want me to be. Or I just want to cuddle, or I just DON'T want to cuddle. Or when I don't feel good, or my teeth hurt, or I miss my daddy at work, or I wish I had a pony. You see, there are ALL these things that happen during the day, and they make me CRY. I mean, don't YOU cry because you don't have a pony???????
So cut me some slack jack, when I have a day like I had today. Sometimes you people just don't understand ANYTHING. But . . . I love you anyways!